you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day
― (via utterdiscord)

(Source: i-do-it-for-the-lesbians)

125,167 notes



Karl Marx can see the fundamental contradictions in capitalist economies, but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

The answer is no, Karl Marx cannot see why kid’s love cinnamon toast crunch. Marx is too busy trying to understand the cereal as a commodity created by alienated labor to realize the obvious truth: its because there are cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite!

7,512 notes


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

181,883 notes


do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

665,721 notes